season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
by bigbadscot December 25, 2016
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seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.
By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.
by Gas Guru December 09, 2018
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