verb
To seal the deal, when one
shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary
embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any
feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at
mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had
tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped
mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!