A beautiful and extremely rare creature which is possibly extinct but is fabled to still roam the Earth, concealing its identity and living as a normal human being. A Seabunny has magical powers but will only use them if they are really necessary. It may also bestow blessings upon people which make them immune to danger and help them succeed in life. A Seabunny is very wise and caring, especially to animals and other natural things.
"I helped this girl with directions last week, and ever since my life has just been going so smoothly. It's freaky."
"Maybe it was a Seabunny and she blessed you."
"Yeah right. Seabunnies don't exist."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"