scuz monkey

-used to diss people
"Fvck off! You SCUZ MONKEY!!"
by the kid who wears pants April 26, 2003
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Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.
John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon
by Mortt June 26, 2017
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