Skip to main content

screen perv 

looking at another players screen when playing video games to gain an unfair advantage.
call of duty split screen

Max is running around cant find Tim, so looks at Tims halve of the screen to find his position then throws a grenade which explodes

+10

Tim "Oh man you're such a screen perv"
Max "hey it was just luck, I am not cheating honest"
screen perv by DR. mark sloan August 6, 2009
screen perv mug front
Get the screen perv mug.
See more merch

screen perv 

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
screen perv by allley December 14, 2012

screen perving 

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026