scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.
Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!
by TheCoolFool December 21, 2008
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It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.
by K-Pax December 30, 2005
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when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.
"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."
by DickRay August 31, 2008
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Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton
Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs
by Ranger Elite March 14, 2006
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Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.
I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
by Maul June 02, 2004
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While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.
I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.
by gumby40oz February 28, 2006
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Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.
My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.
by Dell Dimen January 15, 2007
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