A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
by boikinly August 14, 2023
As A Self Trained RAP
( Rhyme ~ Artist ~ Performer )
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Into Documents Info
Prior To Writing The Article
The:
" Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score "
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Is
! ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT !
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Calls:
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Hand Written
Paper Work ???...
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To
Scope Out What She Means ?
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Daddy Wrote All These ...
Their My
# Cr*p Rap , To , Rhyme Dime
Artifacts
She Say: When Did Yoo Do This One ? Daddy
Yoo At This Point 👉
KNOW
Why Me Promote:
The
Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
Documenting
Only , Yoo , Know , That
It Was Yoo ,
That Wrote This ...
... No One Else ...
If There's Nay Documentation
Ur Screwed ...
They Are:
Who Yoo Are
Where Yoo Are
The Time &
The Date
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( Rhyme ~ Artist ~ Performer )
Iv Always , Gave Thought & Care
Into Documents Info
Prior To Writing The Article
The:
" Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score "
Documenting Moment ,
Is
! ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT !
That Day Come , Ur Daughter
Calls:
DaaaaaD , What Is All This
Hand Written
Paper Work ???...
So , Yoo Go Take A Dip
To
Scope Out What She Means ?
Inform Her:
Daddy Wrote All These ...
Their My
# Cr*p Rap , To , Rhyme Dime
Artifacts
She Say: When Did Yoo Do This One ? Daddy
Yoo At This Point 👉
KNOW
Why Me Promote:
The
Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
Documenting
Only , Yoo , Know , That
It Was Yoo ,
That Wrote This ...
... No One Else ...
If There's Nay Documentation
Ur Screwed ...
They Are:
Who Yoo Are
Where Yoo Are
The Time &
The Date
!+)
Yea , Safe Safe , Let's Rustle Up Some New~Brew
Lyrical Chew Chew
Ay Hold Up Bro ,
Yoo Forgot
The Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
Detailing ...
That Info , Gonna Be GOLD One Day ...
... Always Wise To Use The
Four Before More Score
!+)
Lyrical Chew Chew
Ay Hold Up Bro ,
Yoo Forgot
The Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
Detailing ...
That Info , Gonna Be GOLD One Day ...
... Always Wise To Use The
Four Before More Score
!+)
by The V ONE 2nd To None September 8, 2023
the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:
Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!
Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!
Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!
Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up
WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!
Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!
Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!
Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up
WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
by anonymous200020 June 8, 2023
by streetsmartgurl October 30, 2015
A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.
Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
by crap house hose June 30, 2023
A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
by NotoriousBigB March 21, 2021
by Rastabutin February 11, 2011