Nick: "Hey
broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh
man, I got New York School Bus Driver
Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"