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schroke by Ricky p.p. April 9, 2024
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Schroeher
Schroeher is one of the most offensive words in any language across the world. This describes someone who is the biggest of bitches. You should never use this word lightly as it is super offensive and could get you in a fight. The Schroeher’s are one of the pussiest human kind and no one should ever be compared to them unless they are a huge pussy.
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Schroeder
A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.
Schroeder by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015
schroeder
The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted
Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!
Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!
Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
schroeder by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009
schroender
A YouTuber who is an expert in all things Sorabji. He is nice and friendly, and likes Sorabji's music.
schroender by YagizIsMySoup August 16, 2021
Schroedinger's turd
The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.
Schroedinger's turd by CJV August 27, 2012
Schroedinger's Cat
A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.
Schroedinger's Cat by Braavosi May 16, 2003
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