schrödinger's cock 

Schrödinger's cock: a cock, a flask of whiskey, and a porno magazine are placed in a sealed box. If an externalal monitor detects alcohol, the flask is shattered, releasing the whiskey, which kills the boner. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cock is simultaneously erect and flacid. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cock either erect or flacid not both erect and flacid. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.Schrödinger's cock is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.1 It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cock that may be simultaneously both erect and flacid,2345678 a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.

He has a Schrödinger's cock. Everytime I look it changes states!

schrödinger's cock by pen15inme February 19, 2018

Schrödinger's cock 

Like Schrödinger's cat, Schrödinger's cock is both big & small until it is seen.
Schrödinger's cock refers to a hidden cock being both the biggest penis and not the biggest penis in the room.
Once a cock has been seen by people in your orbit, it is no longer a Schrödinger's cock.

Jimmy never showers at the gym, he's protecting his precious Schrödinger's cock.

Bob always acted such the Alpha Male, but since he lost his Schrödinger's cock we all know 'he aint all that'.
Ever since Glenn lost his Schrödinger's cock, the size queens won't leave him alone. Turns out he's hung like an elephant.

Schrödinger's cock by mr dash July 2, 2023

Schrodinger's Cock 

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.

I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.

Schrodinger's Cock by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011

Schrodinger's Cock 

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.

The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock

Schrodinger's Cock by thundercant November 27, 2014

Schrodinger's Cock 

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

Schrodinger's Cock by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017

Schrodinger's Cock 

Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.

Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.

Schrodinger's Cock by TheMenacingOctohedron May 9, 2020

Schrodinger's Cock 

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.

Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.

Schrodinger's Cock by Klunsgod April 17, 2017