ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.
"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.
by Bea Minor December 11, 2019
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to finagle your way into something.
I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.
by malaylay March 15, 2009
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A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.
Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.
by buster bobtownn July 20, 2015
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1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.
-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."
by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011
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adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.
Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"
by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009
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To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.
Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.
by Schmoogle July 16, 2015
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A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.
I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.
by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018
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