schmee

To jizz, ejaculate or cum out of a penis.

He schmeed all over my face" "Twenty seconds later, he decided to schmee.

by katrinaantoinette August 7, 2010

Schmee

A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.

You are a schmee.

Are you schmeed right now?

You are a schmeeboggs.

Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?

by Boggz October 11, 2007

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A term used to define refined, wealthy, and stuffy people or events. Often used jokingly to mock arrogant, out-of-touch members of Society.

Look at those schmees sipping from their fine crystal.

by Lexi Black March 22, 2020

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A sound that describes your happiness depending on the tone it's used in. Very versatile word. Can be used in place of other words because you cant remember what you were going to say.

Schmee! My bestfriend is coming over!!

So my kids were being so bad today and...well schmee!

#schmee
#schmee4me

by SavEspii September 22, 2018

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Verb.
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.

I tried to get some schmeeing done before school but I got carried away looking at pictures and missed my bus

by JohnnySpyder January 18, 2011

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