schmee

Female ejaculatory fluid.

I hope they don't check for DNA in his room. I schmeed on his bed.


Hey dummies, you can't pee with a boner.......

by Rhubesic February 2, 2004

schmee

stoked or happy

dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee

by justin fjdklahfjkalsfhj January 22, 2009

schmee

Funny term for me.

Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!

by Bob March 31, 2004

schmee

A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.

Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 5, 2006

schmee

diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant

Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!

by Kelsea Chelsey November 7, 2006

schmee

to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.

"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.

by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009

schmee

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..

guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "

by australiaschmee November 19, 2010