by ablancon December 27, 2022
When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.
Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?
Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck
Justin: Wow it was that bad?
Billy: Yea
Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck
Justin: Wow it was that bad?
Billy: Yea
by press B for Blackman May 25, 2010
verb - to embarrass yourself publicly so thoroughly that you feel the need to lie about what you did, then delete all social media pages.
My principal really schmecked up when he commented in the front office about wanting to nail a 9th grader, not realizing the PA system was on.
by Angie O'Plaisty December 28, 2022
by Brandon Rocks December 26, 2022