when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.
Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.
by Jeff Liggett July 7, 2009
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The absolute most best girl any guy could ever dream of having. She is always there right by your side when you need her and she is always so supportive and loving. She is the most beautiful girl on Earth and if any guy has the chance to meet her or even better to date her needs to cherish every single second because this girl will win your heart over and you won't ever be able to get her out of your mind. She can make you happy even at the darkest of times just by talking to her, you want to pick her up and hold her every time you see her and you could kiss her all night long because she is just so beautiful and amazing.
by greenbay1 October 19, 2017
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v. to figuratively or literally defecate or otherwise cover an opponent in waste.
Damn, John schlitzed all over Steve in ping pong yesterday!
by John from Larryville March 25, 2008
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Schlitz Bull ICE is a highly drinkable, inexpensive (around 2 bucks a 40, or 32 oz if you live in Fl.) High Gravity malt liquor. With a slick taste of hops and a higher- than- average alcohol content, it is usually found at stores which sell multiple malt liquors...and Winn Dixie. At 8.2% ABV it packs a decent punch and is a better choice than the popular Steel Reserve, just because of the more desireable flavor. The taste is hoppy and full of malt, with a decent hint of alcohol on the exhale. Smooth finishing, but not so great as a warm beverage. This is a heavy malt liquor with an enjoyable flavor. It is available in 16oz cans, 16oz. 4-packs, quarts, and 40's.
Schlitz Bull Ice
by ONEBadREDNECK July 7, 2009
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When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku
by Larroldo Rivera May 10, 2007
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A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.
I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today
by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023
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Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.
I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me
by schlitzy December 7, 2013
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