Background:

Despite the overall physical condition of Terry Schiavo, Randall Terry pro-life decided to stick his foot in the matter and screamed to the press how Terry was being murdered by the State. Even though the now politicized matter was punted to the judiciary, the damage had already been done; this bi-partisan slimy football will figure in the elections of '06 and '08. Therefore, the definition follows

Any attempt to subvert and negate base spousal rights through whatever means available, whether they are political or religion based, to further your own agenda, without regard to the person or persons so affected or the existence under which they presently dwell.

Insistence of accepting only the facts of a situation that fit your paradigm, ignoring any anomalies that may impugn the aforementioned so as to further the above.
Senator, the 23 strokes have left the patient brain dead. What shall we do?

Find a way to schiavo them.......and make sure you can blame someone else....it will make for good press coverage so we can get more free name recognition for the next election!
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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past tense of schiavo - 1.to usurp important and topical political/govermental/legal issues by grandstanding a cause celebre for the purpose of emotional distraction.
2. joining the bandwagon of def. 1 in order to remove accusations of unethical, immoral or illegal behavior aimed at oneself.
3. joining the bandwagon of def. 1 for
political gain.
The ongoing news of the Senator's indictment was schiavoed by coverage of
his personal campaign to rescue Little Lotta.
by otay April 23, 2005
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To remove a feeding tube from an infirmed or disabled person causing them to die a long painful and agonizing death from starvation and dehydration.
An orphaned disabled baby was schiavoed because she had a feeding tube and relied on the state for her care.
by Subliberal April 2, 2005
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Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. Her feeding tube was removed and on March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.

Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”
Look out for Garage Built Heroes debut album "Do The Schaivo!"
by J-RZA April 14, 2005
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The state of being extremely hungry; famished.
All Chauncey had to eat that Saturday was a bag of chips and half a custard-style yogurt container. By the time the dinner hour had arrived, he was completely schiavoed.
by Robert Fagles May 1, 2006
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In an age where christianity and political correctness conflict there's a point where it all must come to and end.

Schiavo:goodbye,the end,may we meet again in another time....etc

as a lay dying here from a coathanger induced abortion is say "schiavo!" may i be a remebered as a tool for the wacky christians at large, god bless america!
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1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue
Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.
by mouse May 14, 2005
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