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the funniest motherfucker you will ever meet.
seriosuly.
this kid has slight mental disabilities but can function.
LOL MEGAN SCHFAUN AND KAITLYN SNUCK INTO THE TREE HOUSE AND THEY FELL OUT??

LOLOL FAP FAP LOL.
schfaun by omfg flapjack chowder October 12, 2008
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Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.
Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

Schtaunkgarten 

Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).

Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!

Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...

"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."

Schtaunkgarten 

Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).
Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!

Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...

"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."
A name that is spelled wrong, it is a stupid name for christians. Should be Shauna but some person decided to put c coz no one wanted to put a d in i
I am the ScHauNaAAAA
schauna by urmom.thedomcom November 23, 2022
1. referring to a man's penis. 2. referring to being drunk.
1. Lorena Bobbit cut off that poor man's scfanz. 2. I got all schfanz faced last night.
schfanz by Master K April 20, 2006

schlaunskied 

The lethargic and sometimes painful state reached after one has consumed too much food.
If you are schlaunskied you might stare into empty space without speaking for abnormal stretches of time, moving and breathing may be belabored efforts, you may experience stomach pain and/or a headache, and you will feel the need to rest. Consuming large amounts of food is exhausting.

You are in a food coma.
schlaunskied by prettyproducerbee December 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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