scared shitless
it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity
scared shitless by otto dealer March 6, 2008
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Scared Shitless
Scared Shitless by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018
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scared shitless
When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
scared shitless by LaRogue August 20, 2013
Scared shitless
When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart
Scared shitless by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022
Scared Shitless
When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
Scared Shitless by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
SCARED SHITLESS.
John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.
SCARED SHITLESS. by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
piece of shit scared shitless
piece of shit scared shitless by Big D- July 22, 2022
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