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Scandalmonger 

Prior to us talking, you said you haven't thought about me in years
But all the words on SM are all smeared
Dude you need to get help man
Before you end up like Stan
You spread fake shit on SM about me
That shit didn't bother me
The shit I said to you must of got to you
Otherwise you wouldn't feel so blue

you manipulate my kids and others
Where did you learn that, from your mother
You are two-faced, pretending to be friends

When is it gonna end
Half the shit you say don't make sence

Please use some common sence
You call me a child
That's ok, i been like this for awhile
I will kick your ass

And after that you would call the cops on my ass
You like to frame people

Cause you're just fuckin evil
Dude you're obsessed

It's like you're possessed

You're a narcissist
That's why you're pissed
You have others helping you
Now they are skewed too
I'm doing this to teach you a lesson

But looks like you keep on pressing
Just move on
no amount of therapy will make you be gone

I'm sick of talking to you so I'm just gonna say
Fuck you and have a nice day
Who is that Scandalmonger?

You will find out!
Scandalmonger by STFU_1 January 8, 2024
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Scandalmongering 

Scandalmongering is Sarah's best talent.
Scandalmongering by Sophilia April 21, 2008
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