alto saxaphone

the idiotic way of spelling "saxophone"
the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)

Ignorant person: "Hey whos that hot chick playing the alto saxaphone over there?"
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.

by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard March 8, 2008

Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star

“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”

by Namjoons legs are my kink July 20, 2018

brass saxaphone

eating someone's ass while you jerk their cock kind of like blowing their ass and stroking them

I was eating Daves ass and stroking his cock at the same time it was like playing a brass saxaphone

by freaking HUGE dave May 18, 2007

alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.

For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.

by Paulie C May 3, 2005

Dirty-saxaphone

Dirty saxaphone-...
When a woman has her toung in a males ass and her hand flutters the nut SAX.

He liked the way she played the dirty saxaphone!.(dirty -saxaphone) dirty-saxaphone

by Yrralessof October 28, 2018

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

by P'tainz October 6, 2010