touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
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When you emulate a shitty arcade game
Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.
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(related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic):

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your political legacy once you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b)to save your own political legacy, even it means caring somewhat less about the future of your political party
only G-d may know how to even try to save your Obamatanic , both definitions a) and b) in the case of President Obama in 2016
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When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
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Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
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1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
by Ralph Littlefield February 19, 2009
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Saving is used to describe a person that watches discord all day and has no life
Oh did you see (name) He/she is saving again
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