sausage puffer 

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

sausage puffer by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017

jet puffed sausage 

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

jet puffed sausage by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008