Saugus High School is the Scrotum of the the Santa Clarita Valley. This school is whiter than the back side of Donald Trumps ass and if you are lucky you might see the occasional Black or Asian around. The only thing diverse about this school is the political views of it, you will hear political groups you have never even heard of. Almost everybody vapes and is filled with alcoholics. The teachers are either laid back as hell or trying to establish the fourth reich, with the exception of a few. Most people are chill with the exception of the people who seem to think that every back corner is a tryout for the UFC which seems to be a good third of the school. Parties here are pretty good and thats about it. The only reason why the school has been getting any attention is because of the shooting. Apart from that it’s just a slightly poorer white washed version of Valencia High School .

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the fight at Saugus High School?!?”

Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck”

Saugus high school by cash schmoney March 20, 2020

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Saugus, MA

The armpit of Massachusetts!

The home of the under 21 club nights @ Tabu in Saugus, MA: when 13 year old girls sneak out and change into slutty outfits to go to the club.

Saugus, MA by lexvegas February 6, 2006

Saugus high school

Saugus high school is the one place everyone goes to get away from Valencia and west ranch. The school looks like shit and the kids are all bitches. Everyone has lost their virginity. They smoke and do steroids all day. Crazy fit ass people from running the S hill. The parties are the most intense in the valley.

David:the party was the shit
Dave: I got so high and wasted I couldn't even walk home
David: let's go to Saugus high school and get fucked up

Saugus high school by Bitch ass cunt licker April 6, 2014

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Saugus Malden

He is a warlord, a demon, a robot, and a dragon. He is the fierce ruler of the planet Earth.

Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.

Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.

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"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.

Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.

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"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.

HAIL SAUGUS! HAIL SAUGUS! King of the Underworld! King of all that is! King of Wendy's! HAIL SAUGUS!

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.

Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!

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Saugus Highschool, Ma

trashy ass kids, trashy ass teachers, shitty fucking people. there are like 5 people there that haven't lost their virginities. everyone there is ugly, trashy, annoying, and bitchy. gross ass teachers that are annoying as fuck and make everyone wanna fucking die. wish the school would fucking burn down already. everyone is mean to each other no matter what and everyone fucks 8th graders. whores left and right. the dudes there are worst. everyone is stupid and the smart kids get bullied. everyone smells like pure shit and 3/4 of the school has fucking STDs. people must do fucking coke cuz everyone there is so fucking stupid and high all the fucking time. fucking losers.

dude: hey bro wanna go to the bathroom and fuck that whore?
dude(2): nah, they lock the bathrooms twenty-four fucking seven so the kids who actually have to go to the bathroom can't
dude: oh yeah, I forgot this is Saugus Highschool, MA
dude(2): why did you put the whole name bro
dude: cuz they fucking made me.

Saugus Highschool, Ma by bitchtittiesbruh November 6, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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