saucy pants 

A woman seen to be so "saucy" or attractive that she would in fact cause you to fill your pants with your sauce. Usually yelled at women from across the street or from a moving vehicle.

Tom: hey dude, check out saucy pants over there
Mark: oh man, i think i just came in my pants

HEY THERE, SAUCY PANTS!!

saucy pants by Art Vanderlay November 24, 2007

Miss Saucypants

A girl that gets so wet you have to change the whole mattress. She's usually really curvy, sexy and daring. She dances like she owns the floor and if you can't keep up she'll kick yo ass to the curb.

Guy: "Did you see that girl on the dancefloor earlier?!?"
Guy2: "Yeah!!! She was so damn hott I thought I'd just about blow a load!!! Did you get her name?"
Guy: " she said her name was 'Miss Saucypants'.... and walked away"


" I have only one thing to say about last night... that girl was a miss saucypants"

Miss Saucypants by Mrs.SaucyPants-that's-me-bitch January 13, 2009

Layneshark Saucypants

Someone who is a Layne but also a Shark and has Pants which are Saucy . A Layneshark does things that can only be described as saucy... Pants. You will find her walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper in her pants.

Person 1: Dude have you seen that Layneshark Saucypants?
Person 2: Yeah dawgg her pants are purty saucy.

Layneshark Saucypants by ariellikestoderponthedaily July 5, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012