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saturnius 

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.
“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”
saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019

Sacarius 

Indigenous to Appalachia.
Often referring to those less educated who are likely to work in mines, shoot dear in their backyard, and drink Mountain Dew until their teeth fall out.
Paul- Did you see that man back further down the mountain? He had three arms!
Steve - He must have been inbred.
Paul - Yes you're right. He looked like quite the sacarius fellow.
Sacarius by Frisbeetime March 29, 2009

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing
Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

Jacob Satorius

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

The Jacob satorius 

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish
Jacob Satarious
was how he sang
Jacob Satarious by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016