Adjective: to describe in a somewhat sarcastic manner an event/object/person that/who is supposed to be fantastic and fabulous but has failed to meet your expectations
Suzie: so, Carla, how was the show last night??
Carla: it was fantafuckingtabulous... the lead singer couldn't sing and the drummer wasn't even remotely attractive. i'm so disappointed..
verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.
That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.
verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.
Sex & Drug addicted high school in West Palm Beach, Florida full of gansters, chongas, hoodrats, emos, sluts, and horney teachers. 95% of students are infested with an STD. Rivals with Park Vista, and looses to PV all the time.