Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

saltfuck

verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.

That calc test saltfucked me.

Dude, I didn't study for my english final!
>>Chill out, nothing will get saltfucked.

by Anthony Maloche April 26, 2006

saltfucker

Someone who licks a salt dildo while being fisted a glove filled with saline solution.

That saltfucker took it all over his mouth as mom called for more.

by Deathbypigfuckers February 23, 2014