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A really yummy drink usually homemade from red wine and fruit. Tasted koolaid-ish and gets you tanked. Also means Blood in Spanish
I made some Sangria for Skank's party.
sangria by SummerT March 28, 2007

Sangrias and Margaritas 

Slang for a couple of drunk cats. Typically the cats aren't actually drunk, but act like they have been exposed to alcoholic drinks someone left out, like a sangria or margarita. If someone's cats acts

weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.
Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.

Sangriarhea 

Extreme nausea accompanied by loose bowels due to excessive consumption of Sangria (usually in concert with heaping piles of spicy Mexican chips, beans, cheese and guac).
"The entire Sales Dept has Sangriarhea and won't be in today."
Sangriarhea by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Sour Sangria

A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED
Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...
Sour Sangria by MoFo Myth June 28, 2016

sangria'd 

when you make 5 gallons of sangria, decide it isn't strong enough and pretend to measure a cup of vodka while your roommate is looking then pouring in the whole bottle when she turns around. "oopsey!" then you pour in strawberries, pineapple, grapes, and raspberries and get sangria'd all day. You'll know when you have reached sangria'd level when the 5 gallon jug is empty, you profess your dying will when tubing on the lake, and 2 year olds are entertaining you with knee-slapping gestures and requests for grapes.
TODAY. Sangria'd. Turning to your roommate and only being able to say " I feel GREAT." Or when a simple sneeze makes you re-balance as to not fall on your ass.
sangria'd by Kim Leee September 7, 2010

Ghetto Sangria 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing red wine and Coke.
Ghetto Sangria by tigger2tfn June 29, 2016