sanford-cheap

Notoriously tight-fisted with money. being so stingy that even Fred Sanford would call you cheap.

That dude's got duckets, but he eats every meal off the value menu because he's so sanford-cheap.

by -OG- April 16, 2008

Mark Sanford

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

by AngryNick May 8, 2013

Sanford and Son

When a network engineer bypasses established design guidelines in an effort to meet a deadline for a project

Bill really pulled a Sanford and Son on that market to hit NRT.

by L2Engineer February 12, 2010

sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."

I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!

by kingaling07 March 3, 2016

Mark Sanford

1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.

2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.

"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."

"Did your dad introduce himself?"

"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."

by LenisWenis October 27, 2017

Sanford NC

A town with a pimp Wal-Mart. And Biscuitville mmmm I love me some biscuitvileee.
It has a lot of white people.
And it's actually quite small.
It's close to Raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.

We have a crap downtown.

But it's a good place to live.

Example:
Guy 1: Heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prostitutes.
Guy 2: Okay but we can't do it here in Sanford we have to go to Raleigh.

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by Jon123pon12 October 25, 2008

Fred Sanford

Similar to an Abe Lincoln however in this case you shit on the individuals face before you sprinkle the pubes about. The brown color is especially handy your victim is a whitie. If the victim manages to sleep during the act celebrate with a bottle of ripple.

-I cant believe Fran slept through that Fred Sanford.
-I know she must have been really drunk!
-Too much ripple at the casino

by CAdubYa August 7, 2010