salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

salty peanuts by 6IXTY 1NE September 8, 2008

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salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

salty peanut by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

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Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

Salty Peanut by Enth September 21, 2011

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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