The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.
by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009
A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.
Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!
by MJBAJG January 26, 2013
After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
by Sweaty Crack! July 2, 2009
A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net
Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
by S bomb March 30, 2009
A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.
by datyoungkid September 23, 2017
by Rimshots October 31, 2017
When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023