Salt Dick 

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.

Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."

Salt Dick by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013

sea salt dick 

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

sea salt dick by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

salt rimmed dick 

i’m not sure myself but where can i find a tippity dick pic rn i’ve been searching and can’t find, need it rnnnn

i want tippitys salt rimmed dick

salt rimmed dick by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

dick salt 

the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis

Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.

dick salt by jiff9 October 21, 2010

salt rimmed dick 

i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please

salt rimmed dick by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

Dick On Salt (DOS) 

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

Dick On Salt (DOS) by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

salt dicks and pepper pubes 

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

salt dicks and pepper pubes by g geiger August 8, 2006