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When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
by theofficialsalmonpackers June 09, 2017
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