Occam's Safety Guard 

Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.

It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.

The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".

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Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.

Occam's Safety Guard by The Infernal Machine December 26, 2011

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Safety Shirt 

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.

Safety Shirt by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021

Safety Sip 

The one sip taken after a generous pour to ensure that your drink makes it to its intended destination.

I filled my cup a little bit too much from the keg so I had to take a safety sip to cross the party.

Safety Sip by HNIC With Chicken April 2, 2012

safety squint 

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.

Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.

safety squint by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 17, 2008

Safety Scotch 

Similar to Safety Beer but for those with more serious drinking problems. It's Saturday night and you haven't made plans yet so you stop by the liquor store and buy a bottle of Glen Parker to get you through any after hours activities. Real men plan ahead and buy a 12 pack of Glen Parker which could eliminate the need to make extra trips to the liquor store for bottles of Scotch on following weekends.

"Anyone getting together for Rock Band or a toga party later tonight? I'll stop by Spec's and pick up a bottle of Glen Parker Safety Scotch just in case."

Safety Scotch by Bugsy McDingle November 3, 2011

safety sandwich 

food eaten before going out drinking to ensure you don't get too hammered too fast.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking pretty fast.
2: No worries I had a safety sandwich earlier.

safety sandwich by wwsdubs June 27, 2008