saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

saddle masher by JBCB December 10, 2022

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