A failed tourist village with a
population made up mostly of
senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an
old lady locks herself out of her house.
Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person 1:
That's the one.