A failed tourist village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a
siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an old
lady locks herself out of her
house.
Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person
2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person
2: Oh, you mean the
Florida of Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.