s.v.s 

A girl who acts like she wants to have sex and acts really sluty but, wants to wait for marriage, a real blue baller

Derek: "Man i'm so horny right now"
Justin: "I though Molly took care of that ?"

Derek: "No she has a severe case of s.v.s."
Justin "Dam dude that blow's lol, too bad she wont."

s.v.s by Josh_67 June 21, 2007

S.V.S. 

"sandy vagina syndrom" S.V.S., in other words another way of saying that some one is in a pissy mood

OMG becky, its obvious that kasandra has s.v.s. today

S.V.S. by pleff'master July 9, 2006

R.s.v.s 

Rumplestiltskin very smells

your bing very r.s.v.s right now ngl not gonna lie very smells

R.s.v.s by Blipblob July 4, 2020

S&V

S&V is the effect of adding and fine tuning a product or theory which improves everything in many ways -mainly Seduction & Validation.

You DON'T need a brand new partner, just S&V your current one - it'll last a load longer.

S&V by FABARM November 13, 2018

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes 

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.

STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"

Consummate V's by J-dor June 17, 2010

the five v's 

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.

The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!

the five v's by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016