by sz8kjm August 05, 2010
Pleasuring yourself or your partner with some rubber massage attachments that clip in to your Ryobi jigsaw power tool from Bunnings!
Me mate Dave slapped the rubber chisel tool he bought at Sexpo on the end of his cordless jigsaw last night and gave himself an unforgettable Ryobi Wristy! He swears it gets the muscles more tender than a rub down at the local Thai massage parlour!
by Paizuri Guy August 21, 2019
ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.
How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?
guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
guy 1:yer that is so true
ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
guy 1:yer that is so true
ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
by RYOBI LOVE CHILD August 30, 2011
The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant
My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick
by McGraze May 30, 2024