by Hixkix915 February 08, 2017

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
by daddydeals March 14, 2025

During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.
by daddydeals March 28, 2025

by The Hit Kitty February 01, 2023

by daddydeals March 14, 2025
