Runkled

To fall short of success. From Charlie Runkle, a character on the Showtime television series "Californication."

Nate Kaeding kicks the field goal for the win! It's going...going...NO GOOD! He runkled it!

by DustySnipes December 8, 2011

Runkled

Un-ironed, scruffy and messy clothing; often worn while suffering after a heavy drinking session the night before. Particularly applies to junior employees in menial, low-paid, "McJobs".

Manager - You're looking very runkled this morning Dave!
Dave - Fuck off, my head hurts.

by BlueArse August 12, 2009

Going Runkle

The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.

"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."

by Caff3131 December 17, 2009

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

runkle

A clustered evacuation of the urinary, upper and lower GI tracts producing urine, vomit and diarrhea.
The excremental trifecta.

Ashley's late-night binge of Crab Rangoon and Grey Goose martinis on the Pink Elephant dance floor later caused her to runkle all over her bathroom once she stumbled home.

by powerbuzz May 15, 2008

RUNKED

The act of covering your hand in a rock paste and putting the mark of your hand on someone or something

Yo dude I just RUNKED your dog

by Just Wuffo October 4, 2020

Rinkled

A feeling that you get after something bad or depressing happens to you... A feeling like your just rinkling up where you stand.

Dude my girlfriend just broke up with me... I'm feeling real rinkled right now. I don't feel like hanging out.

by 3azy May 16, 2007