Girl who is enlisting in the army who you're dating but your roommate gets them drunk on rum for a few days whilst banging her the whole time. You find out and he lets her go (as if a small boat in the bay) but the rumham floats back to him. She calls out to you for things she needs, or to snap on you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'