Girl who is enlisting in the army who you're dating but your roommate gets them drunk on rum for a few days whilst banging her the whole time. You find out and he lets her go (as if a small boat in the bay) but the rumham floats back to him. She calls out to you for things she needs, or to snap on you.
by ZackMorrowlovestherumhams September 29, 2018

by ZackMorrowlovestherumhams February 05, 2020
