what the queen gets upto when she's feeling frisky and on her lonesome. "pleasuring herself"
well Geoffrey one thinks one shal take some time out later for a royal rub
by fearon11 October 3, 2010
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Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax
Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!
by B. Dick Black April 27, 2014
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When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.
“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
“Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”
by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018
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The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
Today on discord, I noticed rubbing salmon in the background of a Mr. Robot meme.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021
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Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub
by KeWl-AiD170 May 26, 2014
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When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.
I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes
"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness
by CrashM February 6, 2015
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