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'Read the Fucking Post' A derivative of RTFM (Read the Fucking Manual)

Refers to forum posts.
RTFP before you reply
RTFP by William C December 7, 2006
Words you can keep
Abbreviation for "Read the fine print".
Novell_Nazi: RTFP, 30 hours battery life at 48kbps. That's where they get ya. CD quality is at least 128kbps.
Wild_Mike: thats shit
RTFP by Novell_Nazi August 17, 2004
Related Words
Read The F**king Profile. When dating online, older men constantly hit on younger women that specifically requested youthful matches. In such cases, the victim will use the term RTFP to bring this issue to light quickly and efficiently.
-40 year-old male sends email to 20 year old female.

-20 year old lady replies "RTFP you perv."
RTFP by Dating in Miami March 19, 2005
Abbreviation for "Read the f****** powerpoint".
Stop asking and RTFP.
rtfp by hpg September 23, 2005
Read The Fucking Profile. Derived from RTFM (Read The Fucking Manual).

Used as a short message in dating apps as a reply to people who did obviously not read your profile and ask stupid questions.
Also: RMFP (Read My Fucking Profile)
RTFP
RTFP by Chris Utrecht March 7, 2021
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