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Round Two 

A phrase used to signify a secondary round of bowel movements; usually occuring withing 3-5 minutes of wiping, flushing, and washing the hands.
Danny had just closed the bathroom door when his stomach rumbled again, causing him to turn around and say "uh-oh, round two..."
Round Two by mr. 123 February 4, 2010

Round Two Suck Start 

A (mostly) required action taken to jump into another round of intercourse. Think of a pool floaty that’s been thoroughly used over the course of a party; it needs to be blown again to make it nice and pumped up and stiff to enjoy some more.
Bro 1: “All of her friends found out I can last more than 1 round.”
Bro 2: “How did they figure that out? What’s your secret?”
Bro 1: “It’s not really a secret, she just gave me that Round Two Suck Start.”
Round Two Suck Start by Jigglesack December 20, 2022

Round up to two weeks 

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026