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Round Two 

A phrase used to signify a secondary round of bowel movements; usually occuring withing 3-5 minutes of wiping, flushing, and washing the hands.
Danny had just closed the bathroom door when his stomach rumbled again, causing him to turn around and say "uh-oh, round two..."
Round Two by mr. 123 February 4, 2010

Round Two Suck Start 

A (mostly) required action taken to jump into another round of intercourse. Think of a pool floaty that’s been thoroughly used over the course of a party; it needs to be blown again to make it nice and pumped up and stiff to enjoy some more.
Bro 1: “All of her friends found out I can last more than 1 round.”
Bro 2: “How did they figure that out? What’s your secret?”
Bro 1: “It’s not really a secret, she just gave me that Round Two Suck Start.”
Round Two Suck Start by Jigglesack December 20, 2022

Round up to two weeks 

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026