ross perot Share definition Flag a weird little fellow who looks just a little too much like frank perdue, the chicken magnet. (witness protection program ?) ran for president back in the day. "was it '92 or '96 when that little gremlin made a bid for the white house ?" "who ?" "ross perot" ross perot by frere ubu January 14, 2008 Get the ross perot mug.