Hank's Root Beer 

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

Hank's Root Beer by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Barq's Root Beer 

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

Barq's Root Beer by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

dad's old fashioned root beer 

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

dad's old fashioned root beer by yuh8me June 27, 2012

root beer shake 

when you do a girl up the ass and she shits on you

i gave him a root beer shake last night

root beer shake by snow buny May 6, 2003

Root Beer Sexual 

American asf

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

Root Beer Sexual by Willis Wallis June 9, 2023

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer 

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Rootbeer Smoke 

When you use your bong and you fill it with rootbeer instead of water for a clean, refreshing taste.

1. "Hey man, this bong water is getting rank. Aight, lets make a rootbeer smoke."

2. "I say my dear Watson, this is the finest rootbeer ive had in a fortnight."

Rootbeer Smoke by Officer O'Reily March 19, 2005