Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.
Such that a generation of (millenialยฟ) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!
A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.
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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?
Such that a generation of (millenialยฟ) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!
A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.
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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?
by denko12 August 31, 2018
by Vegasryn September 14, 2014
The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).
Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!
by wittylass February 10, 2010
when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.
Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-
by Gchild f Baby November 18, 2007
Adding hash to a bowl, joint, or blunt without telling your friends. Making them hit it harder thinking its "Really good weed"
by xaviertomas August 22, 2011
by Ben Hardiman April 3, 2008
n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house
v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."
Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."
Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."
by PhineasGage04 April 28, 2010