A line of mums and pushchairs usually moving at the pace of the slowest toddler whilst completely blocking the pavement with complete disregard for other pedestrians.
Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
by Working Mum October 12, 2019
A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 9, 2016
by 50Pboc December 6, 2022
by Bulldozerroller November 21, 2009
This is when 1 hooks up with a oversized mate man or woman the oversized mate lays on their back while the other party deficates onto their rolly mid section and then upon ejaculation the party shoots his love sauce all over the rolls glazing them like a cinnamon roll fresh out the oven then the ejaculator gets to taste his tasty creation.
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021
How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.
by Telephony2 August 1, 2023
by 007007007 October 16, 2022