Rofltoast 

Having your wife's boyfriend feed you warm toast with his cum spread on it after he fucks her.

Did you hear that Devon fed Jordan some rofltoast last week?

Rofltoast by Grotesque Guardian March 16, 2021

roflblast 

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing But, Like, Amazingly Still Typing"

1: omg
2: lol
1: rofl
2: ROFLBLAST!!

roflblast by pytho7 November 5, 2009

roflmonster 

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with

i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason

roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

ROFLASTC 

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

ROFLASTC by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

roflmaoastc 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and scaring the cat.
One of many abbreviations that started with "lol" (Laugh Out Loud) in the on-line community.

- Steave said he will be a geek no more
- roflmaoastc

roflmaoastc by Quixot3 February 6, 2006

Rofllobster

A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said.

Invented by a great FPSer that was sick of being called a hacker, he invented it for all great players alike

1.John:Hear about the the tree on the news today
Paul:Rofllobster

2.Jake:ROFL!
Bob:ROFLLOBSTER!

Rofllobster by Razor_Raz September 22, 2008

roflobster 

a lobster that rolls on the floor laughing - best used to a k. nest to it.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there!
Person 2: k.
Person 3: k.ROFLOBSTER

roflobster by roffles December 17, 2004